ozzyosborntodie:

“i’m so full….hey do you want these fries?”

welcometoslimscrazyworld:

The “I’m Not bothered” Face:

The “Kiss, Kiss” Face:

The “Funny” Face:

The “WOW” Face:

The “Bitch Please” Face:

The “Angry But Cute” Face:

The “W.T.F” Face:

The “O.M.G.” Face:

The “Fish” Face:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

hip-hop-apotamus:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones

tonystarksnipples:

colonelmustangsnipples:

goldenclitoris:

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

Includes approximately 70 species of mammals, 250 species of birds, 25 types of reptiles and five species of amphibians

a popular tourist site

Everyone goes there and comes away feeling vaguely unsatisfied with the entire experience